Slander etc.
Just had lunch with friends. Being pinoys that we are, we got talking about showbiz news in a matter of minutes. I won't deny it. My tear ducts were cleaned because I was crying from laughing too hard.
Question number one on the table: What makes you blush?
Anything. That was the answer of friend A. Which is probably the most honest answer one could get. She would turn red when asked about anything under the sun. Even the most simple question like has she eaten already, if asked in a peculiar way would generate peals of laughter from her, causing her face to turn red. Or we can just attribute it to her skin tone. :)
Question number two for discussion: Did you know that [actress name here] had a hysterectomy?
A simple answer of yes or no would've sufficed but not according to my friend. Friend B told us that this was caused by many abortions. Bravely saying that hysterectomies are done because of the rotting uterus caused by abortions. I asked her, does that mean that all women who had hysterectomies underwent abortion? With which she answered yes. Slander alarm going off! :D She was caught off guard with the question. Answering before her mind gave her a proper answer.
Question number 3: Did you know that [actor's name here] was a flight steward?
According to friend B, the actor became gay because he was a flight steward. Did you hear that slander alarm? :p Caught unaware again.
O well, I've laughed enough for today. Give me an hour and I'll be back to my old self. I hope I don't get killed for telling on my friends.
DA GANDA blogged @ 7/21/2002 10:05:00 PM
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